Sorry, that spot is already taken by Blockhead.

My high_cockness, I appologize for any retarded comment I may or may not leave on this #1 post :3

COMMENT #3!

You fucking suck at reviewing.

your da 1#reatard lol

*screams randomly then throws a misile at your head*

Comment # 7

spray your load on my face

i am grand first

YOU ATE BALLSANUS !

MY STRAWBERRY

The strawberry is in my ass :3

number 1? number 1. Number 1!? NUMBER 1!!!
No.
Chosen one

Russia is not in my anus yet ! I demand an explanation and I farted on your ice cream.

WON??

Cheddar on toast?

It was the fourth of july, the night was filled with fireworks and explosins of color. Jessica was completely alone, standing next to the tree gazing into the sky. She could here foot steps, however faint they were, and they were getting closer. Because she wanted to be alone she broke off into a mad run away from the sound of the footsteps, not knowing where she was or where she was going, just running into the dense forest. twigs and leaves rustling on the ground, branches grabing at her T-shirt and scraping at her jeans. then her shirt got snaged and ripped, making her loose her balance and falling into the mud, she opened her eyes and saw a dead bird just inches in front of her. For some reason this aroused her immensly, she took off the remaining shreds of her T-shirt, and unzipped her jeans. before taking them off she thrust her hand into them and started to rub the lips of her pussy through her panties. She was already wet, her panties soaked, she took off her jeans and her panties, already dirty with mud on her breasts, she started cralling towards the dead bird. When she reached it she started to rub it onto her filthy breasts. Smearing the bloody decomp all along her chest and down to her clitoris, she let out a slow moan. Covered in mud the remains of a dead bird, and her own fluids Jessica then reached for a pine cone, there were many around her, she got hold of a big and open pinecone. Indredibly arousd, she got onto her knees and one hand, while shoving the pinecone up her ass with the other, listening to the cracks as parts of the pinecone broke. Now panting heavely to the pain and pleasure she was felling, Jesicca felt a warm liquid ooze out of her ass while still pushing the pinecone all the way in. once it was completely inside of her she started to finger her wet pussy, letting the blood from her ass mix with the juice of her pussy as they both slid down her leg. The thought of what she was doing sent a shudder through her body as she rubed the lips of her vagina. She felt her orgasm and quickened her pace, thrusting her whole hand into her pussy, feeling tears at her eyes she finally came, load after load gushing out between her leg with her hand still insinde her. After collapsing to the ground, Jessica just layed there for fiv, ten, twenty minute, she couldn't tell, but afterward she got onto her hands and knees again and tried to push out the pinecone, feeling immence pain as the pincone started to crown, she couldn't go on, letting the pinecone go back in. After a moment she tried again, grunting at the pain, she started to push it out as blood pooled out dripping to the ground and flowing down her legs. Finally after what felt like an hour she pushed out the broken pinecone, seeing it covered in shit and blood aroused her yet again and she started to shove the pinecone into her pussy. So distracted by her pleasure that she didn't here the footsteps until they were mere feet away. Turning to see who it was, feeling horribly embarrased, she only got to see the persons legs as she was pushed to the ground. feeling a heavy weight on her back and something rub against the lips of her pussy, she started to struggle. Within moments she felt her captor shove his dick into her wet pussy, she moaned heavely, the man shoved in and out roughly, bruising Jessica's ass and thighs. Pretty soon she stoped resisting and was taking it gladly, having her captor thrust it into her harder and harder, making her bleed again. Feeling a mixture of immense pleasure and pain, she started to cum again, her assalant started to cum to, their fluids mixing, both their cum and Jessica's blood. The plessure she was feeling was too much for to handle and she felt light headed, she also felt a weight lift off of her back. The last thing she saw before she passed out was her brother putting on his cloathes, she could also hear fireworks in the sky. When she woke up she found that she was on the side of a hiking path, where she had been last night, it was now day and she was sickened at what she saw. She was covered in mud and the guts of a bird, her legs were sticky with dry blood and cum, she could also feel an immense throbbing in between her legs, and a horrible pain in her ass and on her thighs. The morale of this story, boys and girls is that if you shove pinecones up your ass, your brother will rape you at night, this story brought to you by Liosliath :3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :3

I thought you were number one and two?

Dont like peanuts... :C

I love you!

What up brah

STOP REPLYING TO ME. >:(

OMG DA CRABS ARE ATTACKING (V)(>_<)(V)

O. O hai, O hai dere. I didn't see you dere.

So where's my present?

Okay but don't try any funny stuff... Unless it's raep, that's okay!

Do you like children-porn? Only a simple Question ;)

Uh...Hi?

im gonna ban ur a55 ho

screw u a55h0le

I'm an alt!

get ready 2 face my b411s b17ch

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screw u a55h0le

GET READY 2 FACE GOD

I AM GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!

NOW U DIE

actually,IM SATAN

IM GOING 2 DEVOUR UR SOUL

NO U MUST BURN IT

HOW MUCH IS IT ASSHOLE

angel:chek ur gps dumass ur in heaven

Lo Bob!

So, you love watching a series about a guy who guys around killing people.

Posted by ThaDj
Jul. 18, 2008 @ 2:58 PM EDT

Number one.
So, does anybody else than me love watching the series - Dexter - and can't wait for the third season?

wtf r u talking about

happy madness day

#5 comment

"(It's the FIFITY CO)--------------MENTOS!"

win

COMMENT #52!

hey.i signed up 2 years later than u

about the hippo.all hippos r extinct

including that 1

Sep. 25, 2008 | 1:20 PM ThaDj responds:
Congratulation good sir, you've won a one-week holiday getaway to Iraq!

why does he get the trip?

wait!ur sending him 2 hell?

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:)

lolololololol he just got sent 2 hell.

SEND HIM 2 HELL WHITH A MARTINI AND PALIN

im gonna egg ur house

Rememer me?